If Jonathan Mayhew wrote this blog...

It would be pretty similar to what you see here. I'm not aware of what my "parodiable" qualities might be. The tendency to overgeneralize or the contrary tendency to draw distinctions too fine to be of any use? Laziness, self-deprecation, arrogance, desire to be noticed, desire not to be noticed? Self-awareness, lack of self-awareness, in some weird combination?