Only rich white men disdain the confessional

Rich white men write experimental poetry on their yachts

The cretin arguing this resorts to irrelevant Asian-American stereotypes

Much to the dismay of Tim Yu and me

I am instructed to vacuum a hardwood floor; instead I use a broom and then a mop

Another day, water gushes down the street from a broken main, toward the storm drain; I call the water company

An Asian-American Robert Lowell jumps out of a Kung Fu movie to kick our asses

Or so we fear; not me though