Review of a book of poems I've never read:

"This book is obviously suspect because it has a blurb on the back from a poet more famous than the poets who wrote the blurbs for my latest book. Furthermore, this blurb is so hyperbolic that the poems in the book could not possibly live up to it. How can anyone know that this book will a major influence on poetry for the next millenium? The photo of the author also tells me that this is a book I can review without actually reading. He is a punk kid wearing sunglasses, with hair dyed blond, and a tee-shirt that says "Discipline." Obviously a sado-masochist. Do not open this book! Do not actually read the poems in it to form an opinion! Completely unnecessary."