More Nigerian e-mail scam/spam:

"First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in
this transaction,this is by virtue of it's nature as
being utterly confidential and top secret as you were
introduced to my family in confidence by a mutual
acquaintance in the Nigerian Chamber of
Commerce(foreign Trade Division).He does not however
know the nature and extent of what I am about to
introduce to you."

Who do I know in Nigerian Chamber of Commerce? I guess I'm betraying this confidence already...